April Fools Day Quotes [Best Collection]

April Fools Day is celebrated every year on 1st April. People do a lot of pranks and hoaxes with their friends, families, and colleagues. People usually send jokes, gifts, and prank stuffs to their friends, families, and friends. Many newspapers, magazines, and other published media report fake stories, which are usually explained the next day. People also send greetings and wishes to each other. April Fools Day is a day of fun and enjoyment. Although April Fool’s Day is not a federal holiday still many colleges, schools and stores are closed.

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April Fool’s Day is celebrated in all over the World, including United States, United Kingdom, India, Canada, Denmark, Russia, France and many other Europian and Asian countries.

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May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool’s joke not cause the end of your relationship.


I’m going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April Fool’s joke.

April Fools Day Quotes [Best Collection]


A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.


My dream for April Fool’s Day is to discover your obsession with a seemingly endless series of college basketball games isn’t actually real.


Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.April Fools Funny One Liners


I believe you still think it’s March, so I am sure you won’t pull any April fool’s Day pranks on me.


The compliments of the season to my worthy masters, and a merry first of April to us all! ~Charles Lamb (1775–1834), “All Fools’ Day”

April Fools Day Quotes [Best Collection]


“When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.” – Cynthia Heimel


“Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.” – Benjamin Franklin


“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool.” – William Shakespeare

April Fools Funny One Liners

April Fools Funny One Liners

 


“Controversy equalizes fools and wise men…and the fools know it.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


“Wise men learn by other men’s mistakes, fools by their own.” – HG Bohn

April Fools Day Quotes [Best Collection]


One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.  “Oh, no,” I said.  “Disneyland burned down.”  He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.  I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.  ~Jack Handey


You should understand by yourself that staging a murder is not the best April fool’s Day prank.

April Fools Funny One Liners

April Fools Funny One Liners


I’ve a feeling that my introduction to highly unpleasant friend was your attempt for an April fool’s joke.


You’ve done really good job deceiving and degrading me.


I’ll better wait for tomorrow to tell you I’m pregnant to avoid confusion in your mind.

April Fools Day Quotes [Best Collection]


You should know that on April fool’s Day my natural mistrust of others will go up to a level nearly the psychosis.


A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.


The first of April, some do say
Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
But why the people call it so
Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
But on this day are people sent
On purpose for pure merriment.

April Fools Day Meme

April Fools Day Meme


“The great God endows His children variously. To some He gives intellect…and they
move the earth. To some He allots heart…and the beating pulse of humanity is theirs.
But to some He gives only a soul, without intelligence…and these, who never grow up,
but remain always His children, are God’s fools, kindly, elemental, simple, as if from
His palette the Artist of all has taken one color instead of many.”

April Fools Day Quotes [Best Collection]


fools day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone if they dont feel the same you can just yell ‘trolled you.


The next time you have company, serve them a bowl of shelled peanuts. After they’ve eaten a few handfuls, casually mention that you’ve never liked peanuts, but you love to suck the chocolate off of them.

Happy April Fools Day Memes

Happy April Fools Day Memes


“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.”


April 1st: This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four!!

Happy April Fools Day Memes

Happy April Fools Day Memes


“The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.”


“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”


“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”

April Fools Day Quotes [Best Collection]

April Fools Day Quotes [Best Collection]


“Controversy equalizes fools and wise men…and the fools know it.”

April Fools funny Memes

April Fools funny Memes


A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.


Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

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“Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”


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Updated: April 1, 2017 — 6:38 pm

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