First of all, I would like to wish you a Happy April Fools Day. So April Fools Day arrives and Everyone is trying to make Fool each other, but very few of people got success. I remember last year, one of my friend tried to make me April Fool by calling me from a fake number and asked me to pay some money else he will kill my girlfriend. I was little frightened first, and then, fortunately, I remembered that today is April Fools Day. So if you want to make your friend or family member, Aprils fool then you can try these April Fools Day One liner Funny jokes.
April Fools Funny One Liners
Check out some best April Fools One Liners and make your friends Laugh.
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you h
ear them speak.
Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening,’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
Some people are like Slinkies … not good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still, think they are sexy.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Put a drop of colored food dye on their tooth brush.
Use a pin to make a few small holes in a plastic disposable cup. The holes should be near the top, just below the rim. Offer a drink to the victim and watch while the liquid dribbles out onto their shirt when they take a drink.